Reasons I hate Perez Hilton #2290292092029 and counting

[astoryandasong]

He compares himself to Patrick Stump, as in LOOKSWISE. My poor baby - it's ok, you look nothing like Perez.

Also someone wrote a letter to last week's KERRANG! about how Pete was whack and Patrick ruled. It was anonymous, so I think Pete wrote it.

I am off to GIAN this weekend! I hope to see some Cobras and The Audition! I'm going to see the Cobras again on Wednesday though so...

Comments

[crossouttheeyes.livejournal.com]

GAH, NO!

Patrick Stump: I would like to bang him like a screen door. In every room of the house. In a car, in a train, and even in a plane. I would bang him in a box, I would bang him near a fox. I would bang him wearing socks, I would bang him by some rocks. I would bang him here. I would bang him there. I would bang him anywhere.

Perez Hilton: DO NOT WANT. WILL NOT BANG. EVER. For any amount of money. NO!

[(Anonymous)]

So. Much. Word.

[astoryandasong.livejournal.com]

OMG

THERE SHOULD BE A VIDEO

ALSO WORD