Reasons I hate Perez Hilton #2290292092029 and counting

[astoryandasong]

He compares himself to Patrick Stump, as in LOOKSWISE. My poor baby - it's ok, you look nothing like Perez.

Also someone wrote a letter to last week's KERRANG! about how Pete was whack and Patrick ruled. It was anonymous, so I think Pete wrote it.

I am off to GIAN this weekend! I hope to see some Cobras and The Audition! I'm going to see the Cobras again on Wednesday though so...

Comments

[crossouttheeyes.livejournal.com]

GAH, NO!

Patrick Stump: I would like to bang him like a screen door. In every room of the house. In a car, in a train, and even in a plane. I would bang him in a box, I would bang him near a fox. I would bang him wearing socks, I would bang him by some rocks. I would bang him here. I would bang him there. I would bang him anywhere.

Perez Hilton: DO NOT WANT. WILL NOT BANG. EVER. For any amount of money. NO!

[(Anonymous)]

So. Much. Word.

[astoryandasong.livejournal.com]

OMG

THERE SHOULD BE A VIDEO

ALSO WORD

And Now For Something Completely Different.

[heynderyckx.livejournal.com]

Regarding the latest episode of BSG:

I totally thought of you when that six-on-six action happened.

You gotta love that we've seen more lezzie love on BSG than gay love. It's usually the opposite.

Having said that, Leoben makes me very uncomfortable in my lady parts.

*cough*

Re: And Now For Something Completely Different.

[astoryandasong.livejournal.com]

LALALALA NOT LISTENING HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET
(TOO BUSY TRYING TO STALK DANNY FROM THE AUDITION)