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IDEK what is going on, bbs, but my ankle is puffier than Motley Crue's hair.

Went for lunch at Big Blue with Carmen, then walked around the West End's fine delis, bought some cheese. It was all very exciting, as you can see.

BUT REALLY, WHAT I WANT IS SOME AMERICAN IDOL FIC WHERE IT IS LIKE OCEANS 11 BUT COWELLS 11 OR SOMETHING YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT. ADAM IS GEORGE CLOONEY'S CHARACTER, Y/Y?

Also I have the urge to write het!fic for Scott, or like, the strangest, lulziest slash EVER with him.